Top 10 Reasons You know you're from Brazil

You eat with your family, maybe with the TV on.
You're quite fastidious about neatness: yout house is very clean and you take one or (during summer) more showers a day.
You don't consider insects, dogs, cats, monkeys, guinea pigs, snails or horses to be food.
You are curious about American football but baseball is absolutely incomprehensible.
You believe in God. You may, or may not, care for any organized religion. If you do, you may belong to several different religious affiliations at the same time.
You know something about volleyball and basketball.
The train system is for heavy cargo or, in big cities, the poorest people. Planes are too expensive. Everything is done by truck, bus or car.
You have four weeks of vacation guaranteed by law. You can sell half of it back to your boss.
You're familiar with Xuxa, Roberto Carlos, Ronaldinho, J Soares, Slvio Santos, Ayrton Senna, the latest TV Globo soap opera (currently A Indomada), Cid Moreira, Mar?lia Gabriela, Sai de Baixo, Vila Ssamo (Sesame Street in Portuguese).
If you're middle class or up (about 50-70 million people), you have telephone, TV and VCR, and one or more bathrooms at your place.


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